"Hello!"

My name is Dr. Abraham Stern. I am an inventor and molecular physicist at a private research facility. My colleague Janet doesn't believe it's safe to disclose this information but I really don't see the harm in it. It's not as if you're going to be able to find me. Let's just say I live "down under".
VERY down under hehehe

A Message for Tim:

"Hello, Tim! When you asked me to test this 'World Wide Web' thing, I was rather hesitant at first. Now that I've got the hang of it, however, I must admit this is really quite marvellous!"

My Interests:

SCIENCE! SODA!
I also like CATS! This page needs a few cats

UPDATE: I added the cats!

These animated images are wonderful, aren't they? I think they really brighten up the place! A good friend of mine allowed me to make use of their graphics catalogue.
Thanks again, Theo!

JANET!

Look at this! It's a watercooler!

(this is your side)
(this is my side)

My Discoveries:

Did you know that combining a colon and closed-parenthesis resembles a smiling face?

: )

You may need to turn your head to the side to fully observe the effect. Do you see it?

A SECRET Message for Janet:

"Hello, Janet! I know you were apprehensive about this technology (and particularly about the security of GATE's data and information) but LOOK AT THIS! I can hide whatever I wish here and only you and I will know how to find it! Heehee!"
(anonymous)
Abe, you need to shut this down NOW.
Abe
Janet, is that you? Did you see the watercooler? : )
UT
STOP SENDING ME UPDATES ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS PAGE. I really don't care if you added cats, please leave me alone.
TBL
Hello Abe, message received! Thanks for testing this.
T. Laciter
Great discovery, Abe! Check this one out! :D
Abe
THEO, THAT'S INCREDIBLE!!! :D
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