"Hello!"

My name is Dr. Abraham Stern. I am an inventor and molecular physicist at a private research facility. My colleague Janet doesn't believe it's safe to disclose this information but I really don't see the harm in it. It's not as if you're going to be able to find me. Let's just say I live "down under".
VERY down under hehehe

A Message for Tim:

"Hello, Tim! When you asked me to test this 'World Wide Web' thing, I was rather hesitant at first. Now that I've got the hang of it, however, I must admit this is really quite marvellous!"

My Interests:

SCIENCE! SODA!
I also like CATS! This page needs a few cats

UPDATE: I added the cats!

These animated images are wonderful, aren't they? I think they really brighten up the place! A good friend of mine allowed me to make use of their graphics catalogue.
Thanks again, Theo!

JANET!

Look at this! It's a watercooler!

(this is your side)		(this is my side)

My Discoveries:

Did you know that combining a colon and closed-parenthesis resembles a smiling face? :)

You may need to turn your head to the side to fully observe the effect. Do you see it? :)

A SECRET Message for Janet:

"Hello, Janet! I know you were apprehensive about this technology (and particularly about the security of GATE's data and information) but LOOK AT THIS! I can hide whatever I wish here and only you and I will know how to find it! Heehee!"

I've already given Janet specific instructions on how to decipher the message above. If you're not Janet, please disregard.

(anonymous)

Abe, you need to shut this down NOW.

Abe

Janet, is that you? Did you see the watercooler? : )

STOP SENDING ME UPDATES ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS PAGE. I really don't care if you added cats, please leave me alone.

TBL

Hello Abe, message received! Thanks for testing this.

T. Laciter

Great discovery, Abe! Check this one out! :D

Abe

THEO, THAT'S INCREDIBLE!!! :D

Say "Hello!"